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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

So they tried

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Still no good

Why are you bare-nakedly displaying your anti-Trump bias while ignoring the liberals' destruction of the US? I am now blocking your e-mails because of your biased articles.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

AI Cracks Secret Language of Sticky Proteins Linked to Alzheimer’s - SciTechDaily

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Single photon detected in multiple locations simultaneously, fueling the multiverse debate - Earth.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

7 Best High-Volume Foods for Weight Loss, According to Dietitians - AOL.com

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is it better for 2nd generation Western Muslims to marry someone from their parents' country or a western Muslim who was born and raised in the West?