What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 00:40

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
So they tried
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics